Run #1559
Mutiny On the Booty run!
Hares - Dr. Doolittle and Tube Top Teaser
Trail began at the most pirate-y of locations, the abandoned Guam Greyhound track in Tamuning. The pack yarr'ed across the street and through a children's baseball game behind Tamuning Elementary, dropping into a quarry. Literally, in the cases of two hashers, who fell down most of the 40 ft. steep slope to the bottom. The rest of us waited patiently on the single finger-thin rope to get down. The trail made a circle around the bottom of the quarry, popping out near the substation across from the Hilton. From there it hit the Devil's Punchbowl, and up to Hospital Point, where it wrapped around the outside, offering great views of the ocean and reefs before coming back in before GMH. A beer/jello shot check at the lookout near Oka Point, and then trail continued down next to the Sheraton, past Goes Down Easy's window, and out into the ocean, ending at Alupat Island.
There were a few logistical kinks, of course, and Broken Wiener demolished the entire fresh water supply after getting a little too much of the Captain in him. Religion was unique, to say the least, featuring gratuitous incest, ass graffiti, a visit from Jack the Ripper, and Tyrant doing his best Ray Lewis impression by crash tackling a nude Jacksonian fire jumper, a moment that I think should be captured on a t-shirt soon.
- Menstruating Minstrel
Run #1558
Hares - Supposed to be Bambi and Just Cody, ended up being Blowhole and Menstruating Minstrel
A large crowd had gathered at the PDN in anticipation of Bambi's latest trail masterpiece, all a-twitter about where we would go or what we would see. Some people patronized the cajun restaurant nearby in honor of Blowhole's guilt trip for making them open. 4PM hit, no map. 4:15PM hit, no map. Hounds began to ask
Run #1553
Hares: Menstruating Minstrel, Blowhole, Likes Cock, and KGB hare Fuck 'O the Irish (formerly Just Jake)
Trail set out from the new dump in Dandan, immediately hitting a whiskey green jello shot check about 200 ft. into trail. This was the start of many of the stories of the night, most of them including "And that was the last time we saw them." Flyers spread out in every direction except the one where the hares were hiding, at the
Run #1548
Hares: Bambi, FRED, Boris and Snack Cakes
Box: Down the road across from the Carabao village in Talofofo
On Home: On the beach by the Carabao village.
This trail was like the movie Groundhog Day. Jungle, river, jungle, river, seven times!
But surprisingly, just like the movie, this groundhog's day was a classic. The tone was set at the box,